I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
