He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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