I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize
