so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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