I can't breathe out the right side of my face
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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