Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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