Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
