Someone shit on the floor
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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