soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
The air taste purple.
Randomize
