oh god the rape fog is back!
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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