im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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