sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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