Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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