it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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