Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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