...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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