You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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