dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I love having hate sex.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Randomize
