whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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