I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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