And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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