i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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