I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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