these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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