I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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