yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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