absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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