got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
