508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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