Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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