Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Drunk is a universal language darling
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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