I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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