I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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