She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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