um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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