Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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