Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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