no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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