He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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