So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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