Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Come see our sink grown plant.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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