i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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