just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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