marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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