We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
MIDGETS
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He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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