I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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