Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I have post one night stand depression
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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