i just had sex bonerless
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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