Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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