Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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