Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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