Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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